Crumpet

 ”The arguments of the far-right groups are already obviously ridiculous. The latest slogan they march under is “Stop the Islamification of England”. But how many people have had their lives Islamified against their will? Is there a single tea shop owner in Dorset who has to tell her customers: “Sorry dear, we’re not allowed to serve a scone until after dark as it’s Ramadan.” Do radio stations have to start the day: “Allaaaaah – ah-aaaah allaaaaaah. Good morning, this is BBC Radio Sussex calling you to prayer.”“

Mark Steel