Crumpet
2009
December
52
November
83
October
55
September
46
August
39
July
71
June
85
May
58
April
3
March
February
January
2008
December
November
34
October
54
September
43
August
21
July
39
June
59
May
104
April
March
February
January
BILL’s BISCUIT REVIEW “Fruit Shortcake” ...
Jul 2nd
loonachic: billnewsinger: GIVEN UP LOST FOR WORDS NO....
Jul 1st
Always remember to clean the cat at least once a month.
Jul 1st
GIVEN UP Again, the hospital fails to keep its...
Jul 1st
BILL’S BISCUIT REVIEW “Thin Arrowroot” ...
Jun 30th
Ty Our next door neighbours cat in action.
Jun 30th
Oadby Arboretum, Leicester.
Jun 30th
BILL’S BISCUIT REVIEW “Morning Coffee” ...
Jun 30th
Once again….completely incorrect. Its been just about...
Jun 29th
Maddy Today was the first time Ive seen Maddy since I got...
Jun 29th
Jun 28th
Nick Murphy after a visit to Bobby Craddock’s...
Jun 28th
As predicted in my earlier post, there was no storm, and the...
Jun 28th
Wimbledon 2009 Okay I admit Im dosed up with...
Jun 27th
Someone should tell the local weather forecasters to stick...
Jun 27th
The Membership Committee Announces...
dregs: That due to the fact the BeerLegKing was swanning around on a yacht somewhere off the Isle...
Jun 26th
Who are these people!
Jun 25th
No good news. Amylase test says plumbing stays. Doc...
Jun 25th
Brothers! Half Man Half Biscuit.
Jun 24th
AlbyR…in 30 years time maybe?
Jun 24th
BillR With my good looks and your singing voice…we...
Jun 24th
Wimbledon Grunting
Ive just had to turn Wimbledon off because of the noise the women make when they play the ball. It...
Jun 24th
I sat in the garden with my chiminea tonight listening to...
Jun 24th
Bad news for SteveR as a second, slightly smaller blue...
Jun 22nd
Show some bloody gratitude to the rich folk.
Jun 22nd
Jun 22nd
Cynics
This is the link “The Beerleg King” sent me this morning, claiming that he too had seen...
Jun 21st
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UFO! THE PROOF That drunkard “The Beerleg King”, who has been anally probed by aliens...
Jun 21st
stever: I finally made it to the Big Session this afternoon....
Jun 21st
Oh how the cynics indulge themselves. Having spent the whole day guzzling ale, they are quick to...
Jun 21st
UFO x 8
Its 2.30am and Ive just seen about 8 UFO’s in the sky above the houses to the north of where I...
Jun 21st
Breakfast.
Jun 21st
a poem to the leicester royal infirmary
On the last 2 occasions I have had important out-patient appointments at the Leicester Royal...
Jun 19th
Play “Name That Grunt!”
Jun 19th
Once again Im up at 4am. My mind is wide awake. My body is...
Jun 19th
Jun 19th
Its “Ladies Day” at Ascot today. The day when...
Jun 18th
Ive seen notices like this alot lately…..why?
Jun 18th
365 DAYS Inspired by Pirata’s brilliant portraits, I...
Jun 17th
Scar Fest! Veronica and myself modelling our favourite...
Jun 17th
Its Rich Smith! I wish him and SteveR could get along.
Jun 17th
I stumbled across this outrageous photo earlier this...
Jun 17th
Jun 17th
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Hugh Laurie lookalike, Al Bowlly singing “Meloncholy Baby”. Apparently Al Bowlly was...
Jun 16th
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AL BOWLLY Having just listened to a few old 1930’s ballads, sung by Hugh Laurie as the...
Jun 16th
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Hugh Laurie would not have been my first choice for “Good Chap Of The Week” simply...
Jun 16th
TALLULAH- TRIBAL CHIEF.
Jun 16th
Lost
Last time I attended the hospital for my out-patients appointment, the hospital had no record of me....
Jun 16th
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“VIRTUAL VIMEO VILLAGERS” This is what happens when you have too much time on your...
Jun 15th
Artichoke 1 GROW
Jun 15th
Artichoke 2 COOK
Jun 15th
Artichoke 3 EAT
Jun 15th
I love it when you catch them mid-yawn.
Jun 14th
HAPPINESS Its been a hard week with regards my...
Jun 13th
The new Bill and Ben definately look a bit pervy to me.
Jun 13th
John Tyndall. John Tyndall (left)….the founder member...
Jun 12th
Oh Dear, How Sad, Never Mind 2. A wonderful photo of BNP...
Jun 12th
Doomed to Obscurity. I got 5 out of 8 and my absence from...
Jun 12th
Jun 11th
Dreg bass player Rich Smith shows his virtuosity on the Uke.
Jun 11th
capucha: I love my garden :) I love my garden too.
Jun 11th
Sometimes life is anything but a bowl of cherries.
Jun 11th
Mind Benders
From a BNP pamphlet entitled, “The Mind Benders”…. “I am well aware that the orthodox opinion is...
Jun 11th
“We are not Racists” Nick Griffin and his...
Jun 11th
Oh Dear, How Sad, Never Mind 1
Jun 11th
Maynards “Sports Mixture” is OK…. ...
Jun 11th
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Probably The Worst Cover Version Ever. Tonight I have experienced every possible emotion in less...
Jun 10th
Jun 10th
Jun 9th
Gordon Unsure What To Do?
Jun 9th
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Tips on the “Rock Video”.
Jun 9th
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“Britain has talent”….my arse!
Jun 9th
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tallulah: Clinic: “Oboe Round” Featuring a Stylophone and a still image of the seemingly...
Jun 9th
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“A Little Death” by Sam Taylor Wood. And more here.
Jun 8th
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ROLF It seems like everyone has their own anecdote about meeting “Good Bloke Of The...
Jun 8th
ROLF….”GOOD CHAP OF THE WEEK” For the...
Jun 8th
D-Day/BNP Day Many died defeating the Nazi’s in...
Jun 6th
Ruthless rich businessman, Alan Sugar has been rewarded by...
Jun 6th
BNP take Coalville
Jun 6th
LEARN TO FLY
Jun 5th
Jun 4th
MARYLYN My Wonderful Big Sister.
Jun 4th
RECPE My Mum has just bought this dodgy Halogen Oven. With...
Jun 4th
The Dregs Latest…. After 7 months, the Dregs have...
Jun 3rd
The Dregs I cant describe how great it was tonight, to have...
Jun 3rd
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BNP This Thursday the BNP will be putting forward a number of candidates for the European...
Jun 2nd
Its the red, orange and yellow windows that make this...
Jun 2nd
ROLF HARRIS “GOOD CHAP OF THE WEEK” for 2 Weeks...
Jun 1st
Nick Murphy Since coming out of hospital, my great friends...
Jun 1st