Crumpet

July 9
I think someone posted this quite recently…..it may have even be me….but I cant remember fuck all lately due to the Oramorph. Anyway, here’s Peter Kay re-affirming my comments about “Rich Tea” (which have yet to be reviewed in my famous biscuit review) ….but I have to say, Im not in agreement about “Hob Nobs”. I have had numerous catastrophes with Hob Nobs including one that ended in blisters on the inner thigh.
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Play with my spider
July 8
….and of course….Rich Smith….
….and of course….Rich Smith….
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I took the liberty of checking out SteveR’s lookalikes…..I can see the Rommel in Steve but Im disappointed Rodney Bewes didnt show up!
I took the liberty of checking out SteveR’s lookalikes…..I can see the Rommel in Steve but Im disappointed Rodney Bewes didnt show up!
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It’s been quite a good week for me. Apart from getting 100% in the “Indie Quiz”, I have also discovered that I am the spit of Mel Gibson.
It’s been quite a good week for me. Apart from getting 100% in the “Indie Quiz”, I have also discovered that I am the spit of Mel Gibson.
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BILL’S BISCUIT REVIEW Lu’s “Mikado” Since starting this biscuit review I have been amazed by the amount of unusual biscuits there are on our local supermarket shelves, even here in humble little Leicester. Like alot of Brits, I tend to stay in my own biscuit comfort zone and so I have not even noticed some of these new exotic brands. The “Mikado” is a chocolate coated biscuit stick. It is very much like eating a chocolate flavoured joss stick. The biscuit has a brittle crunch to it and the chocolate is top draw. However, one can’t help feeling like a total knob-head sitting there nibbling on these poncey ultra-thin novelty items. On the box, Kraft, (who make these silly things), encourage the consumer to play the game “Mikado” with these biscuits. This would involve lots of hand contact and leave the unwary consumer at a high risk of food poisoning. Also these things are quite sharp and could easily have ones eye out. The biscuit has a good inch of bare biscuit at one end to prevent chocolate soiled fingers. This is an oversight by the producers as when dunked, the chocolate all falls off the other end leaving you with a dull unsightly soggy stick and a cup of hot chocolate. There is a slight improvement when quadrupled up. 5 out of 10

BILL’S BISCUIT REVIEW

Lu’s “Mikado”

Since starting this biscuit review I have been amazed by the amount of unusual biscuits there are on our local supermarket shelves, even here in humble little Leicester. Like alot of Brits, I tend to stay in my own biscuit comfort zone and so I have not even noticed some of these new exotic brands.

The “Mikado” is a chocolate coated biscuit stick. It is very much like eating a chocolate flavoured joss stick. The biscuit has a brittle crunch to it and the chocolate is top draw. However, one can’t help feeling like a total knob-head sitting there nibbling on these poncey ultra-thin novelty items. On the box, Kraft, (who make these silly things), encourage the consumer to play the game “Mikado” with these biscuits. This would involve lots of hand contact and leave the unwary consumer at a high risk of food poisoning. Also these things are quite sharp and could easily have ones eye out.

The biscuit has a good inch of bare biscuit at one end to prevent chocolate soiled fingers. This is an oversight by the producers as when dunked, the chocolate all falls off the other end leaving you with a dull unsightly soggy stick and a cup of hot chocolate. There is a slight improvement when quadrupled up.

5 out of 10

July 7
THE DREGS pub quiz team are having a run of terrible results. Could this have anything to do with my absence. See above for evidence of my brainyness.
THE DREGS pub quiz team are having a run of terrible results. Could this have anything to do with my absence. See above for evidence of my brainyness.
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This, believe it or not, is a Rabbit! Poor sod.
This, believe it or not, is a Rabbit! Poor sod.
July 6
UFO! It seems that the UFO’s The Beerleg King and myself saw last month were actually paper lanterns. At least now we know.
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BILL’S BISCUIT REVIEW “Pink Wafers” Horrid. 0 out of 10.

BILL’S BISCUIT REVIEW

“Pink Wafers”

Horrid.

0 out of 10.